Like, OMG! It's 1am! WTF am I doing still up?! Could it be that I'm two cans of Pepsi away from being diabetic? Or have I just been playing CoD4? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!

Hi, I'm Colm, and today I just concluded that; WOW! You can't even make a joke about MJ anymore! Before it was like this:

Idividual 1: "Haha! Yeah that's great"
Idividual 2: "Yeah, don't let him touch you like MJ! Heheh!"
Idividual 1: "Haha! Yeah!"

Now it's like this:

Idividual 1: "That is friggin' sweet."
Idividual 2: "As sweet as MJ's plastic surgery!"
Idividual 1: "What the fuck man? Have some respect."

But whatever, we have plenty of other fruit-loops to make fun of.

So I was just thinking, my Halloween could have been a lot better. Maybe if my mother wouldn't take 3 hours to make a 1 hour drive home, I could have gotten my car by 5pm. But no. 8pm. And for a Nihilist, like me, Halloween is just a great day to cut loose, and get back at all the jocks who called you a faggot the past year when you were playing Pokemon on the school computer. Yes I'm talking to YOU. I see you over there, trying to get your balls into that inzone while guys are trying to get you from behind.

But besides my pent up teenage anger that will probably turn me into the next Tohru Adachi, how was your Halloween? Did you hang out? Party? Stay home and plot against humanity? Punch a baby? Scare little kids? Get laid? (did I just ask if you had sex this weekend? ... nah that wasn't me!) or did you just go to a movie and sit behind the person that flips out on you when you cough during the title sequence?

Oh and by the way, I didn't tell you this but I'm off hiatus for Role Playing (limited) because I've been lazy for a while. : p So if you wanna Role Play about something interesting, feel free to ask. I'm literate and stuff, so don't worry 'bout that.

Oh and if anyone finds a left "1" button from the top of a PS2 controller I would really like that back.